EDDIE MORRIS RETURNS TO WORK AFTER LONG ILLNESS

Eddie Morris, known to every upperclassmen as one of the oldest traditions of Stadium gridiron classics, yesterday announced his return to the Harvard sports world as official sideline expert and sports announcer par excellence. He plans to resume his duties with the commencement of the 1935 football season.

Few dopesters are unwilling to admit that the absence of Eddie's copious figure encompassed in that flaming red sweater--his mysterious and fascinating gesticulations to the Press Box, and his incomparable "Ya-a-a-ul-l-l-l nu-u-t-t-ing-g", is a major factor in the disappointing season the Crimson has just experienced.