CORPSES POLLUTE MAIL BOX IN WIGGLESWORTH ENTRY

Never in the history of Wigglesworth, according to the janitor, have rotting corpses been found in the mail boxes. For the third time this week, the decayed remnants of crows, geese, and other fowl have been left in a mail box in J-entry.

After the most frantic sleuthing on the part of the victim whose mail was so grossly polluted, the identity of the crude practical joker was brought to light. There will be some sort of retaliation; of that there is no doubt, but the inmates of the entry shudder to think in what form it will appear.