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A dozen bullet holes in the windows of Stoughton, with the accompanying shower of finely shattered glass, has given the inmates of this building cause for considerable concern. No clew to the identity of the sniper has as yet been discovered, despite the most frantic sleuthing on the part of the members of Stoughton.
However, they have succeeded in collecting an arsenal consisting of a .33 target pistol, three regulation Springfield Army rifles, and a sixty-pound bow with an archer of no mean ability to go with it, and they are confident that "he who laughs last laughs best."
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