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HUNG FLUEY FLINGS HUEY PHUEY, HUEY--HE'S SCREWY

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Hundreds of pounds of milk-fed Wildcat enter the Stadium this afternoon, examples of the new fare now being served up to the Harvard football teams. The coach of New Hampshire Zais he'll be lucky if his men Hole Harvard to 30 points, and he's right. Crimson team will give big Joslin to man mountain Mountain, the Green Mountain Mountain who plays at tackle. Mountain won't be a Mountain to much when Burton starts to Burton his lip, and Mitchener's Mob from the Blackwoods will fall rapidly. Sage is goddam tired of this punny business. How he wishes he were back in his own China again, flinging Huey to his little friends in peace and quiet. Thank God only one victory to predict after this one. Today will be Harvard 35, New Hampshire 0, and Notre Dame 20, Army 7.

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