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Happy days are here again,

Money in the till,

Nothing ever worried me

And nothing ever will.

What did General Washington

Say at Bunker Hill?

"Nothing ever worried me

And nothing ever will."

Simple Simon said as he

Took a poison pill,

"Nothing ever worried me

And nothing ever will."

God is in his heaven, boys

Liquor's in the still,

"Nothing ever worried me

And nothing ever will."

"What about a kiss?" said Jack;

"Certainly," said Jill

"Nothing ever worried me

And nothing ever will."

Dionne got the quintuplets,

Dionne got the bill,

Nothing ever worried me

And nothing ever will.

As the little polecat said

When the wind was ill,

Nothing ever worried me

And nothing ever will.

Santa Claus is president,

Money in the till,

Nothing ever worried me

And nothing ever will.

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