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Yard Cops last night bagged 25 cars in the first of the annual hide-and-seek contests between the impecunious students seeking to avoid garage fees and the University henchmen, valiantly trying to keep people off the grass. Spokesmen for the University team announced with glee that they expected a much larger haul tonight and the CRIMSON has found out through its own devious sources that Cambridge police are already entering the game since the Yard Cops, chasing the student chariot off University property, makes it a cinch for local flatfoots to pick them up on municipal byways. This makes the already uneven struggle oven more unfair and will eventually end by forcing the poor car-owning student into the greedy toils of the many garage owners about the square.
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