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Studying Student Kills Self
THE PRESS
In the presence of the President and the Corporation there was deposited in the Peabody Museum yesterday the body of the sole student discovered studying during the Reading Period. Scientific societies had been struggling for his brain, and when it was opened it formed one of the great links in the progress of the morally and mentally delinquent. When the student was discovered, he pleaded with the constabulary not to reveal his secret. --Yale News
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