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New York, April 30-Max Bear, the Casanova of clout, returned to New York's from California today an announced in stentorian tones that on the night of June 14th he will, by virtue of knocking Prim Carnera loose from his mornings, become world heavyweight champion,

Mr. Bear also made it known that he dislikes Adolf Hitler, that he dislikes women until after the Carnera fight, and that he is hopeful of marrying into nobility and acquiring a title

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