STEAMROLLER TAGGED FOR ILLEGAL PARKING BY APTED

As the result of an interesting discovery yesterday, the suspicion that Colonel Apted had more than met his match flashed through the undergraduate body. A parking tag, of the variety that roads "This vehicle is parked in violation of the University rules. If not removed immediately it will be towed away and stored at the owner's expense. Please see Colonel Apted in Lehman Hall at once," was found attached to the steamroller now rusting above Kirkland House.

At a remarkably late hour last night, the steamroller had not been towed away, neither had the malefactor presented himself to the indignant Colonel. However, the alert student body had begun to suspect that the deed was but a prank on the part of one of Harvard's inveterate wags.