THEY CAN'T KEEP 'EM OUT, BUT CAN WRECK 'EM PLENTY

Members of the Maintenance Department were hard at work for several days last week putting up a new gate across the drive-way leading into Kirkland and Eliot House. The work involved placing four six-inch pipes in cement foundations and connecting these pipes with heavy chains. The new creation was pronounced sufficient to keep out all traffic likely to invade the premises over the Army Game week-end.

All to no avail, however, for on Saturday night a large limousine came sailing down Dunster Street, at a high rate of speed, failed to stop before the gate, and carried away two of the posts in making its triumphal entry. A tow car had to be called to take away the wreck.