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Crimson Forces Down Weak Daily Dartmouth In Spectacular Game By Score Of 44 to Ought

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In their usual annual one-sided contest the CRIMSON Football Team triumphed with accustomed ease over their erstwhile rivals from up north who style themselves the Daily Dartmouth, by the customany score of 44 to ought.

The game was a pushover for the reds who at no time encountered even so much as a scoring threat from the Indians. But as is custom it was not without its thrills, and the crowd hired to watch the Freshman-Andover Soccer game soon drifted away from the booters and landed on masso in what the CRIMSON so proudly called its Field.

Most, if not all, of the CRIMSON men outplayed themselves to such an extent that the Field was a more shambles by the end of the game, as were the players themselves. The brilliant play of Paul and Ballantine, neither of whom put in an appearance on the Field as far as can be remembered, was one of the reasons for the astounding success of the Crimson team.

After the holocaust the DARTMOUTHERS took the first train for home.

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