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PERFECT PROGNOSTICATOR PREDICTS PURPLE PLUNGE

Sage of the Age

By Hu FLUNG Huey

Brain Trust Offices, Washington, D.C., Oct. 19--After weeks of retirement, I return to make my infallible predictions in a way which will be a Comfort to dear friend Casey. I have been slumbering in peace, just taking a Knapp, so to speak, but was awakened by reports that Crimson's chances might become Britt-le under Purple onslaught.

My countless friends need have no fear for Harvard. Though Holy Cross is Hobin' for a victory, they're Gunda lach it. Score will be: Harvard 12, Holy Cross 7.

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