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PRIME PROGNOSTICATOR PROVES PRESIDENTIAL PRESCIENCE

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24 Milk St., Boston, Mass,--I Conant tell you who the next president will be but Hoover he is he will be Merriman tonight. I don't want to Shattuck any hopes but the Overseers have their Baxter the wall. While they may Perry the Corporation's first thrust, they haven't much Lee-way. Now Prexy must be a Munn whose Wadsworth a lot so he will not drive up to the president's house in a second-Han'ford. There is always the grand-father Clark in the corner. But cooney Corporation will pick man whose name can't be punned. Rabbits will win this league.

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