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CRIMSON OFFERS LAMPOON ALLIGATOR TO GOVERNOR ELY

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In a letter sent to Governor Ely last night the CRIMSON offered to furnish in place of the codfish, sacred emblem of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, Bennie the alligator, late of the Lampoon sanctum. The letter follows in part:

"In view of the unfortunate disappearance of the codfish, sacred emblem of the State of Massachusetts, and in view of the probability that its present location is on this side of the Charles, the CRIMSON wishes to offer you Bennie the alligator, hoping in some degree to mets out poetic justice."

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