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CRIMSON TRIUMPH AGAINST GREEN PREDICTED BY SAGE

By Hu FLUNG Huey

I hasten to assure my many followers that last week I was only fooling. What I was really thinking of when I predicted 20-13 was that it will take 20 years for me to make 13 false predictions. This week my famous intellect has been exercised with utmost effort and accuracy, so lesser sages will turn Green with envy.

Frankel-ly, I perceive Dartmouth will use all its Powers in effort to Camp on goal line, and Caseymen will have many Hedges to hurdle before they drive Indians back to their Cannell. However, Crimson will submerge Green 13-7.

Stretching intellect I also perceive: Army 14  Yale 7 Holy Cross 10  Brown 7 Michigan 20  Chicago 0 Northwestern 7  Ohio State 7 Pittsburgh 7  Notre Dame 6 Penn 7  Navy 6 Princeton 21  Washington and Lee 0 Southern California 14  California 0 Stanford 14  Washington 6

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