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ORIENTAL PROGNOSTICATOR PREDICTS WILDCAT TAMING

By Hu FLUNG Huey, (Special dispatch to the CRIMSON)

Embellished by startling success in World Series predications, Fates once more consent to breathe aside veil that covers future. Gazing into void I see esteemed friend John Harvard once more making a Lane through all opposition and Lockeing the score with a Well-made pass. Wildcats realize this, for New Hampshire Vaughnteth not itself, nor doth it expect to run Wilde. They may even be Moody at the end of the game, as is won't be a Haphey day if their end of the score is Leen. Humbly suggest Harvard will keep New Hampshire side of scoreboard pure White, with final score 28-0.

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