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MUSEUM REPUDIATES WEES, SOUTH AMERICAN EXPLORER

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"More than flesh can bear," is the reported discovery by Dr. Donald S. Wees of "white Indians with blond hair who live like animals in the Grand Desert of Northeastern Paraguay," according to a statement given out yesterday at the Museum of Comparative Zoology. Repudiating Woes, who claimed to be "a Harvard explorer," the statement characterized him as "an obviously inexperienced amateur" and the publicity he gave out as "a revival of the White Indian hoax."

The speech of the Indians resembles that of no known tongue, according to press reports, and the only way to approach them is to shoot them.

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