When Samson Fixed His Columns His Hair Was Shorn

Critical observers frequently deprecate the amazing regularity with which this column is filled; they incline to the belief that the "News" resorts to editorial space-filler at times. May we merely suggest that we uphold no tradition to turn out a definite number of words each day and that we are not devoted to the publication of insignificant ideas.

it has been rumored that much hair is torn to fill this column. May the assurance that little to no loose hair has ever been discovered in the "News" office and the brevity of today's editorial discredit so false a rumor. --Yale News.