AMERICAN DILEMMA

The suspension of two members of a faculty of a western university who were caught in a liquor raid revives faith in American hypocrisy. This University apparently realized that college professors should at least have sufficient intelligence to avoid being caught for violation of the dry law.

Besides this desire to improve the academic mind, the action of the University shows that it is guarding the ancient, profound, and typically American respect for the law. The pursuit of happiness is man's inalienable right: to get caught for its obviously unpatriotic.