Election Calls Forth Rival Predictions By Crimson Seers As Joe Forecast Joins Dr. Huey in Prognosticating Outcome

(Hon. Joseph Forecast '16, the well-known political expert, was the predecessor of Dr. Huey as the Crimson's football prognosticator.)

After having predicted that the Russian Five Year Plan would take fifty years to explain and that New York would have to be reforested seventeen times to furnish enough pulp to make straw ballots, this election dope is child's play. I'll go on record right now as prophesying a victory for the silver tongued bond salesman from Hyde Park by 430 electoral votes. Because the Great Engineer denied torturing Chinese coolies, he will lose California and South Boston.

Ohio, Wyoming, and Pennsylvania will be as close as a Ku Klux Klan barber shaving Al Smith. I figure that the Leland Stanford football manager will snag two of them.

The Administration may upset the dope and put on a strong battle, but I am listing only the New England states, Colorado, Kansas, Delaware, and New Jersey, in addition to those mentioned above, in the Boover column.