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HU FLUNG SEES HARVARD WINNING BY 35 TO 6 SCORE

By Hu FLUNG Huey

Somebody asked Hu Flung Huey to the Lions' den the other day, but I wouldn't go. Arrived safe in wretched town of Cambridge last night. Prognosticate 35-6 victory for the Crimson today if Sigel's wings are clipped. I want my quarter back when Danny runs past the goal Lion. In Casey finds a Hallowell on the other side, hide Hardy in it.

Other scores: Yale 13  Brown 7 Army 6  Pitt 0 Dartmouth 0  Pennsylvania 0 Holy Cross 13  Detroit 0 Cornell 35  Princeton 6

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