How Do They Do It?

Princeton University sent out questionnaires to its alumni body just to find out how they were getting along, and discovered that the average alumnus owns one and nine-tenths automobiles, six and a half suits of clothes, and has one and five-eighths babies. That's pretty good, but Wallie wonders just how the parents solve the problem of that five-eighths of a baby. The logical answer is to dress him in the half suit of clothes, pack him into the nine-tenths of an automobile, and send him to Harvard. --The Walrus in Boston   University News.