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HUEY RETURNS TO PROPHESY VICTORY FOR CRIMSON CREW

By Dr. HU Flung huey

I signal may return. Not of may own accord but because of the urgings of may friends have I again undertaken to prognosticate. Especially because of one friend do I take pleasure in predicting some of today's sport events. I mean H.T.P. of the Transcript. He said today was the H-T-P regatta and wouldn't I do something about it. Well, he's an old Harvard man. Draw your own conclusions. I told varsity and the 150-pound race. I couldn't neglect Princeton altogether. I give the Freshman race to the Tiger. To Tech goes the second varsity race.

I might as well decree the outcome of the ball game up in the Hanover hills today. If MacHale Pitches he should add to his present record of four victories. There is no telling what the infield will do to make this decree go awry.

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