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JOBS AS PALL-BEARERS AND NURSEMAIDS TAKEN BY ELIS

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Yale students have been forced to take jobs as nursemaids in the present unemployment crisis, it was recently discovered. This year the Yale University Bureau of Appointments has been besieged with applications, and as a result has found it necessary to provide every imaginable sort of job.

Playing nursemaid to children while the parents are out at bridge, acting as pall-bearers at $1.50 a funeral, answering night calls at undertakers' offices, and submitting to blood transfusions at $25. an operation are some of the things to which the Elis have had to resort.

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