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Roused from his bed, to which he had repaired in order that he might prognosticate accurately tonight, Dr. Hu Flung Huey, the cooney Oriental, said that his employer, the Harvard CRIMSON would have little trouble in disposing of the Daily Dartmouth team in today's annual touch football battle between the staffs of the two papers.
He wound up with, "Indians impotent; CRIMSON cooney. That will make the score 49 to 0." Then with a complacent smile he pulled the covers back over his head, wrapped his arms about the pillow and went to sleep. It was the soft sleep of victory.
The game will be played at 3 o'clock on one of the gridirons on Soldiers Field. Last year rain prevented the game from being played but the year previous the Crimson won, 49 to 0.
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