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BIG GREEN WILL WIN, SAYS SON OF SLANDERED PROPHET

By I. FLING Hucy

No news has yet been received from my venerable sire in China, whom false, malicious rumor has reported still fleeing before the Japanese invasion. But knowing his disciples' voracious eagerness for his veracious analyses of gridiron contests, I ventured to substitute myself in the great man's place and predict for tomorrow major clashes: Dartmouth 7  Stanford 0 Yale 20  Princeton 3 Notre Dame 19  Army 7

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