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By Dr. HU Flung huey

I met my old friend Joe Forecast in the Press Box last Saturday and we had a little talk about the week's games. I'm afraid the old boy, whose mind is a bit weak these days, may have influenced me by his sentimental appeals to his former "greatness." He used to be considered great until people realized the power of oriental methods in prognosticating, no doubt about that.

But anyway in considering the following verdicts you may as well keep in mind that the infallibility of Huey is mixed with the human qualities of Forecast. The latter influence is probably no stronger than the bitters in a gin and bitters, but few will deny that bitters affect the taste if not the result. Therefore don't be surprised at small variations; the grand effect reflects the gin influence, unmistakably. Harvard 42  Virginia 0 Yale 13  Dartmouth 7 Holy Cross 7  Brown 14 Cornell 14  Columbia 6 N. Y. U. 27  Oregon 7 Michigan 27  Princeton 0 Penn 7  Lafayette 0 Army 34  Colorado College 6 Georgetown 0  B. C. 0 Mass. State 7  Amherst 6 Notre Dame 26  Carnegie Tech 7 Texas 14  Southern Methodist 20

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