Quick Turnover

In spite of the fact that most people seem to have perfectly adequate reasons for leaving college prematurely, it is alarming to see how this number is growing every year. It has almost come to the point where no self-respecting girl dare appear at commencement and admit that there has not been a man or a debut in her life sufficiently pressing to curtail her college career. It is true the Committee on Admission has attempted to prevent this situation by asking all candidates how long they intend to remain if they get in, but most candidates have long since learned the correct answer to this question and to employ it regardless of sincerity. --Vassar Miscellany News.