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HUEY, OFF FOR BOWL, NAMES HARVARD TO WIN TOMORROW

By Dr. HU Flung huey

I am leaving for New Haven with the team this morning, and in order that I may enjoy the company of my many Eli friends unhampered by the responsibility of a job undone, I must get the predictions for tomorrow's games off my chest today.

As for the Big Battle of the Bowl, more points will be scored in the Colossal Crater of Connecticut tomorrow than Harvard has scored in the last five games* The majority of these points will find their way into the Crimson scoring column, but the margin of Havard's victory will not exceed three points.

As for the others: Notre Dame 27  Northwestern 20 Michigan 26  Chicago 0 Alabama 20  Georgia 6 Army 53  Ursinus 0 Navy 26  Maryland 7 Brown 20  New Hampshire 3 *18, to be more precise.

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