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MANAGERIAL RED SWEATER IS GATE-CRASHER'S WEAPON
Gate-crashing at Stadium games is becoming more of a fine art every week, it was revealed yesterday by W. J. Bingham '16, Director of Athletics.
According to Mr. Bingham, one genius donned a red sweater and flannels, trotted up to the gate, and ejaculated breathlessly one word, "Manager." The ruse was successful, and the "manager" saw the game free. It is not, however, says the director, a scheme which will work twice.
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