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MAN-HUNT DIVERTS HUEY'S TALENTS IN NEW DIRECTION

By Dr. HU Flung huey

My predictions this week although they are up to their usual standard of correctness do not include as many games since I have been a very busy man these last few days. The Maine police have called upon me to predict the spot where they will find Kaufmann and I could not turn them down. After a few more investigations I will make my decree known. While I have been busied with my bloodhounds I have foud time to give you today's scores: Harvard 20  Holy Cross 6 Yale 26  Princeton 0 Dartmouth 21  Cornell 7 Minnesota 6  Michigan 0 Northwestern 14  Wisconsin 3 Notre Dame 53  Drake 6 Exeter 6  Andover 0

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