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HUEY DANCES AT STATLER, THEN PREDICTS HARVARD WIN

By Dr. HU Flung huey

I would like to take this opportunity of warning all my followers that if they do not come to my rescue with financial aid I will give no more predictions. Like the five players on the George Washington team I will demand my back pay. No pay, no work.

I was not going to decree the score of the Harvard-Dartmouth game on this account but last night at the Statler I danced with Marilyn Miller. You know the rest. You're right, I confessed: Harvard 13, Dartmouth 6. Brown 17  Holy Cross 13 Yale 16  Army 6 Notre Dame 19  Pitt 7 Michigan 20  Illinois 0 Fordham 6  N. Y. U. 0 Navy 14  Princeton 6 Springfield 33  B. U. 7 Boston College 20  Dayton 7 William and Mary 26  Bridgewater 0 Colgate 27  Penn State 6 California 10  Washington 6 U. S. C. 7  Stanford 0 Otterbein 2  Marietta 2

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