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By Dr. HU Flung huey

Despite my brilliant success in the forecast of last Saturday's game with Springfield, I view with alarm the proposition of having to settle today's outcome between Harvard and West Point. Order and system, such as that inspired by military training, have been known to defy the divinations of the occult. But I hasten to invoke the aid of my most revered ancestors in prophesying that, while the Army will fight hard and will score, the three touchdowns made by Harvard will be enough for victory. Other scores: Yale 13  Brown 6 Cornell 14  Princeton 0 Dartmouth 28  Columbia 16 Fordham 16  Holy Cross 7 William and Mary 20  V. P. I. 14 Michigan 21  Ohio State 0 Notre Dame 7  Carnegie Tech 6 Clemson 59  Newberry 0

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