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DR. HUEY SAYS SPRINGFIELD ISN'T SO STRONG AS RATED

By Dr. HU Flung huey

Most of this week's talk about the Springfield eleven has been propaganda; it isn't bad. I don't want you to think that, but then it isn't too good either. Harvard will win without undue exertion by about 28 to 2. That 2, incidentally, is purely a courtesy gesture on my part; of course they won't actually score it.

Other scores follow. Check up carefully on me this week. Dartmouth 35  B.U. 0 Michigan 0  Purdue 6 Army 28  Swarthmore 0 Yale 19  Georgia 13 Holy Cross 32  C. U. 6 Princeton 13  Brown 6 Wm. and Mary 15  Wofford 0 Notre Dame 14  Navy 0

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