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Huey, in Hawaii, Gives Alibis
Honolulu, Sept. 29.--Dr. Hu Flung Huey, enroute by airplane to America from Manila, landed here late last night to refuel. Dr. Huey is on his way from China to Cambridge, U. S. A., to take up a post as football forecaster for the Harvard CRIMSON, undergraduate daily of Harvard College.
Beyond hinting at errors in translation, radio transmission, and proofreading, Dr. Huey refused to comment on the several major discrepancies between his gridiron predictions for Saturday and the actual outcome of the contests.
Immediately after refuelling, the far-famed oriental prophet set off for America with his exact destination unannounced.
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