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By way of reintroducing old American sporting customs, a ride to hounds, a balloon ascension, and a drag-chase to Boston Common are the promised triple threat of the Lampoon members for this afternoon, it was stated last night.
A chaise landau known to be the property of Bob Lampoon, will head the procession, itself headed by the fox, in this case rumored to be Bob himself. Whether the huntsmen will arrive at the State House in time to present Governor Allen with the first press issue of the current parody number is a good question. Hounds and horns will swing into action at approximately 3 o'clock. The outcome should be determined soon afterwards.
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