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The CRIMSON is gratified to announce that Dr. Hu Flung Huey has landed safely in Agua Caliente, Mexico, after a non-stop flight from Honolulu. The following collect telegram from the Oriental grid score dopester is self-explanatory:
WIRE IMMEDIATELY FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO COVER FINE AND COSTS FOR FUN HERE YESTERDAY WOULD HAVE INFORMED YOU SOONER BUT WARDEN REFUSED TO LOCATE INTERPRETER WISH YOU WERE HERE MAY I POSTPONE ARRIVAL TILL YALE GAME QUESTION MARK HUEY
Despite the possibility of the Business Manager's committing suicide, funds were forwarded, and at a late hour last night the wires were still humming as the CRIMSON kept faith with its public and arranged for the immediate importing of Dr. Huey to Cambridge.
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