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HUEY DECREES END OF THE SERIES--A's TO WIN, 7 TO 2

By Dr. HU Flung huey

I foresee a speedy end to the world's series. The weather is too cold to continue playing baseball, and I have been asked to step in and finish it before it went any farther. I have therefore decreed that the result of today's game will be; Athletics 7, Cubs 2.

I wish to thank my ever-growing public for the many messages of congratulation I have received on account of my wonderful prediction of the Holy Cross-Rutgers game last Saturday. It certainly, makes one's work easier to know one is appreciated.

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