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DR. HUEY UNSIGHTED ON FLIGHT FROM HONOLULU TO SOMEWHERE IN U. S. A.
Huey Sueyed By Martinis
New York, N. Y., Sept. 30--Representatives of Dr. Huey, the Harvard CRIMSON's high-priced Chinese prophet, were served suit today by the Martini Company for breach of contract. The famous vermouth manufacturers charge that Dr. Huey had agreed to endorse their cocktail ingredient, but had broken his contract to endorse Angostura bitters, Sunkist oranges, Gordon water, and two tea-spoonfuls of sugar.
In view of the fact that Dr. Huey has not yet been reported in his flight from Honolulu, his New York representatives obtained a postponement.
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