Police Sergeant Thinks Harvard and Princeton Men Are Too Rough--Recalls Crimson-Lampoon Contests of Old Days

Sergeant Michael Muldoon of the Brighton Police Force divulged to a CRIMSON reporter several suggestions, which, in his opinion would help to make the CRIMSON-Princetonian baseball game Saturday a gala affair. After three minutes of rumination, following the reporter's question he spoke.

"I was one of those officers trying to protect the goal-posts after the Princeton football game, and I know how those boys act," he said, "I like all the Harvard and Princeton boys, but they are altogether too rough. True, none of us were hurt during the fracas, but at the same time, some of our old bones were given a few hard bumpe.

"I would suggest that a detachment of the Cambridge Police Force be stationed at Soldiers Field Saturday, in order to help keep peace. The Cambridge Police like the students so well that they will have no trouble in seeing that the game goes on as it should.

"I hope the CRIMSON Princetonian baseball game is as entertaining as the past CRIMSON-Lampoon ones have been. I'll never forget the number of times I've ridden an old bicycle to those annual diamond debates of the editors, through all kinds of weather and in every condition. In days gone by, a keg of beer used to liven up these ball games, and nowadays I miss it. The kegs used to sit right out in the middle of the field, and at the access of any player or players at all times.

"We can't hope for that, of course" he added, "but I do hope they will have at least some Horlick's Malted Milk to drink.