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WARNING!

By Joe Forecast

Men of Harvard, you are being victimized by insidious propaganda. One Mr. Schierling of the Business School and Mr. George Ade, slang fablist extraordinary, Purdue alumni both have written lugubriously in the CRIMSON concerning their Alma Mater's chances today. But Mr. Schierling and Mr. Ade are chuckling up their respective sleeves. They don't really believe that "Purdue" is an old French word meaning "lost". Their motives, I suspect, are basely commercial.

So take warning, men of Harvard. Joe Forecast is not predicting a defeat for the Crimson. He is merely offering a fashion hint: to wit, the well-dressed Harvard man will keep the flaps on his pockets buttoned.

And by the way.

Pennsylvania 6, Brown 0.

Yale 20, Georgia 14.

Princeton 27, Lehigh 0.

Dartmouth 34, Allegheny 0.

Holy Cross 27, Dayton 21.

Tufts 13, Bates 0.

Boston University 20, Colby 7.

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