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JOE FORECAST '26--NOW 1L.--WILL AGAIN SERVE CRIMSON

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

The managing editor of the CRIMSON takes great pleasure in announcing that once again he has secured the services of Mr. Joseph Forecast 1L., formerly '26, as this paper's expert in the matter of unplayed footbal games.

Last year Mr. Forecast was engaged by the CRIMSON in the capacity of official football prognosticator. His judgments were practically infallible throughout the season, but his greatest coup was not achieved until the last two games of the schedule when he offered to wager his shirt that the University would defeat Brown (Ed. note: Harvard 3, Brown 0), and that Yale would find it impossible to down the Crimson eleven (Ed. note: Harvard 0, Yale 0).

Joe's first release will appear in Monday's issue in the form of a general prophesy for the season.

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