LIBERTY BOYS

The recent Freshman Hall robbery has brought about a feeling almost resembling panic among the University policemen. Orders have been issued to shoot on sight anyone attempting to enter a dormitory in other than the legal and recognized fashion. The idea instilled into these young and active scions of the law is not to aim at the offender's head or any damageable part of his anatomy, but attempt instead to sting him a little where it doesn't hurt so much.

The gay and irrepressible residents of Randolph Hall have the athletic habit of dropping over the iron fence, rather than seeking to move the colossal front door. Such extra-curriculum activity has almost resulted in a little playful shooting up and down Linden Street. Several late entrances have been effected only with long and harried explanations. No one minds a little gun play now and then but why can't both sides shoot?