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CICERO SAPP TO SEND PRODIGIOUS SON HERE

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"Cyril Sapp '29."

Thus may read in future the name of the young son of Cicero Sapp, of Sunday comic fame, for it was reported in yesterday's comic strips that the youthful prodigy plans to enter Harvard. In fact we are shown a picture of Cyril, high school diploma under his arm, facing a baldheaded gentleman at a desk labelled "Dean". In fairness to the occupants of University 4, it must be admitted that the gentleman pictured does not resemble any of them, but he must be a Harvard dean, for there is a large "H" on his clair and a Harvard banner over his head. Moreover the perspiration pouring from his head seems to fell of long hours spent in wrestling with the ingenious excuses of students.

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