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STEVENS CLAMPS ON LID-EXCEPT FOR JUNIOR PROM

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"Crew men must stop smoking and keeping late hours." This was the text, contents, and sole piece of eloquence in Coach Steven's short address to the members of the first three University crews yesterday.

"We have been paying too little attention to the training rules lately," he continued, "and as a result men have not been observing them. Beginning now men must keep fit." However, Coach Stevens made exception of the Junior Prom, explaining that he did not object "to men attending the exceptional class functions, but rather to these week-end parties and to the chronic habit of stepping out and keeping late hours."

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