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JOHN HARVARD NEVER BATS AN EYE AT MESS OF ORANGES
By suddenly changing his mind and swerving towards Kirkland Street instead of Cambridge Street, the driver of a truck loaded with crates of oranges held up traffic yesterday afternoon, by littering the street with the contents of one of the crates. Impatient motorists waited while the driver hurriedly collected the elusive fruit in a new wash boiler, but John Harvard, who watched the whole procedure, never winked an eyelash:
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