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JOHN HARVARD IS HELPLESS AFTER SOME-STACK LOSS

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Although the occupants of the motor launch "Class of '92" could not see anything wrong with the steam launch "John Harvard" as the Latter boat lay stranded, in the middle of the Charles, and thought the frantic waving of Coach Newell and the others in a boat a part of some joke, closer inquiry disclosed that the smoke-stack of the steam launch had blown off and sunk to the bottom of the river. The "John Harvard" was no longer able to keep up team, and lay drifting helplessly in the middle of the Charles. The boat was towed back to the boathouse, where a rumor quickly spread that tomorrow the river will be dredged for the missing smoke-stack.

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