CROOKS CLEAN KEEZER OUT OF $1600 WORTH OF STOCK

Burglars visited the establishment of Max Keezer in the early hours yesterday morning, and departed with clothes valued at $1600. A policeman discovered the door unlocked, and an investigation disclosed the loss. Max was summoned and arrived on the scene at-5.30 to take immediate inventory. "There were no bullets flying", was his brief commentary, "but they cleaned me out of 76 suits."

Up to the present time there has been no trace of the thieves.