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BATHTUBS GIVE HARVARD ADVANTAGE OVER OXFORD

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"The only difference that I can see between Harvard and Oxford is that at Harvard one can take a bath", said Mr. Cyril Maude in a broad English accent while making a short informal speech at the Union recently.

"At Oxford a student has to stand in line for hours before he can get a bath. I understand that here each student has his own bath. It is certainly extraordinary."

In talking further of the two Universities he deplored the fact that there were so few scholars transferred between the two countries, and expressed the hope that in the future the numbers would increase.

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