News

Harvard Quietly Resolves Anti-Palestinian Discrimination Complaint With Ed. Department

News

Following Dining Hall Crowds, Harvard College Won’t Say Whether It Tracked Wintersession Move-Ins

News

Harvard Outsources Program to Identify Descendants of Those Enslaved by University Affiliates, Lays Off Internal Staff

News

Harvard Medical School Cancels Class Session With Gazan Patients, Calling It One-Sided

News

Garber Privately Tells Faculty That Harvard Must Rethink Messaging After GOP Victory

LAMPY VOTES TO MAKE ELM TREE SHORTER AND FUNNIER

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

The famous Lampoon elm will be but 25 feet high it was announced last night by the Lampoon Board, which held its first meeting yesterday to discuss solemnly business matters. This announcement came as a surprise, for it had been previously stated that the tree would be 75 feet tall.

A careful study of the situation was made by a Boston architect, and he reported that a tree 75 feet in height would completely hide the building from view. Immediately upon hearing this the Board cancelled their order for the 75 foot tree and put in a new order for a shorter one.

As soon as it is received the tree will be planted in the space which the sidewalk now occupies at the intersection of Mt. Auburn and Bow streets.

Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.

Tags